Jeff Pinson with his Daemonhunters and I with my
Tyranids played at the Rice store on Saturday April 19th 2008. We rolled
up a Take and Hold mission and played on the City fight table. I took
some photos of the battle as the city fight table is so cool and Jeff
wrote the text for the report. It was 500 points each and part of the
Escalation campaign.Report:
“This place is rank with the foul stench of chaos” spat Albiorix. “I can
assure you Justicar, there are NO Traitor Marines, Possessed Traitor
Marines, Daemons, DaemonSpawn, Daemonkin, lost, damned or any other
creature likewise cursed here.” Inquisitor Logos continued with a
condescending tone: “The Virus Bombs the Inquisition dropped here 400
years ago were ritually inscribed with potent sigils inclement to their
kind – both corporeal and ethereal. Nothing could have survived.” The
Justicar turned gather his thoughts and to survey the situation. The
city before him was a broken maze. The lack of “intelligent” life had
left it crumbling in disuse. Season had passed to season a thousand
times over and life slowly began creeping back over the planet’s
surface: inch by inch. As the planet was slowly cleansed itself it had
attracted the attentions of a simpler form of life. Something so
primitive that it could survive even the virus ordinance weaponry of the
Inquisition – Tyranids. But if that were the case – why dispatch Grey
Knights? Certainly regular guard or a common space marine chapter would
suffice if Orbital Bombardment was not effective in purging a Xenos
incursion. It was like bringing a bolter to a chainsword fight. Albiorix
breathed deep and reached out once again with his telepathic abilities ‐
yes, it was there…no matter what the data showed, he could feel it. The
Inquisitor was either lying or mistaken, either way the Justicar had no
way to call into question what the Inquisitor was positing without
bringing the wrath or the suspicion of the Inquisition upon himself.
Regardless, he had to ready his men for whatever task lay ahead of them
– be it man, beast, or warp. After a time he faced the Inquisitor and
narrowed his gaze: “Of your theories, Inquisitor, history will be the
final judge. The emperor protects.”
The opponents face off:


As we slowly advanced through the ruined city, unseen they lay in
wait.
Without warning, they descended upon us…

And with razor claws and fangs the Xenos overwhelmed our forces.

The heroic Callidus Assassin swooped in to save us. Wait, Callidus!
BEHIND YOU! The Gaunts who were lying in wait hurled a barrage of flesh
boring worms at the valiant warrior who never even saw them coming. To
her credit, she did not scream, but suffered the agony of having her
flesh eaten from her bones by the voracious creatures in complete
silence.

But we vowed our revenge. The streets themselves seemed
to rise up and claw at us, slowing our movement.

Finally, we achieved a strategic position and prepared to launch our
assault.

And suddenly a tide of death washed towards us. Hurling flesh boring
worms at us from their foul symbiotic weaponry. We stood firm as we
trusted in the Emperor to protect.

Or not...
Note: This was the worst armor save in the history of the Imperium.
The Gaunts rolled up 5 wounds and Jeff's Grey Nights failed them all.

Inquisitor Logos could only look on helplessly.

As the Tyranids swarmed through the city, the Inquisitor
quietly withdrew with his retinue. Thoughts and images raced through his
mind: that Justicar Albiorix was right about the taint of chaos – never
before had Grey Knights fallen in such a manner as these. What would he
report back to the Ordo?

Raaaaach, boroorchgrrr!
Sccuuurrrreeeeooooorrch
Translation routine activated, subroutine xenos
delta theta, file version 45.7889: analyzing audio stream, cross
checking known audio patterns, translation complete:
"Dude!
Did you see that Inquisitor run? We like, totally owned them!
Word, that
was awesome, lets go have some Grey Night Pizza!"

Result:
In the end, it was a brutal win for the Tyranids. Daemonhunters had
single unit left worth 156 points on the table and all 500 of the
Tyranids remained. Additionally the objective was take and hold and
Tyranids had all of their units within 12" of the table center and
Daemon hunters had none in range.
As always Jeff was a great sport and a real gentlemen.